FanFiction

So I was checking my email, and I see that my friend sends me an email. Normal, right? I open it, and it says that she got a review saying that this person, I'm not saying who (-cough, cough Yasona Black) reviewed saying this:

Oh my freaking god. Real life people are not allowed in fanfiction stories.Besides, this is a freaking TWILIGHT FANDOM, not a place where you can post your love for the actors!
Entries not allowed:
1. Non-stories: lists, bloopers, polls, previews, challenges, author notes,and etc.
2. One or two liners.
3. MST: comments inserted in between the flow of a copied story.
4. Stories with non-historical and non-fictional characters: actors,musicians, and etc.
5. Any form of interactive entry: choose your adventure, second person/youbased, Q&As, and etc.
6. Chat/script format and keyboard dialogue based entries.
By the way, I am reporting you.

Um, hello? Who cares? Space? Even space doesn't care!! I'm betting that "Little Miss Yasona Black" is a total perfectionist who's hated by all. Namely me, Kaliebag. But still, Anyone, who can name off all of the rules of writing fanfiction off the top of their head really needs to get a life. School consumes me most of the day, so it's fine if I'm on the computer to check my email. But Miss Yasona Black is, apparently, a college graduate. I really don't care if she has a 3. something GPA, 'cause, quite frankly, I can get a higher GPA. Anyone can. Except her, cause she's a blistering wart on a warthog's butthole. So yeah. I mean, people write about actors all the time. IT SO DOES NOT MATTER!! She sounds like the Witch of the West in The Wizard of Oz. I wonder if she's sending her dirty flying monkey's to get me now. I also think that the monkeys look a whole lot better than she does. I'm telling you, she is a total BI-ATCH!! Ooh, I'm scared. Her monkeys are going to eat me!! Pssh! Please!! Can you send me something other than the fact that you're a college graduate and you think you're smarter than me, and the fact that you THINK that you're a serious writer? Serious writers write, they don't spend their time argueing with "diminutive 8th graders." I only do this because I have to stick up for my friends. she does this because she thinks she's better than everyone and wants to prove it by arguing with people on the internet that she's never met before!! What if I'm not an 8th grader? What if I'm a scary old man that hangs out in haunted mansions all day? (I'm not, by the way) So, Little Miss Yasona Black, get a life, and stop threatening to report people!!